Category: Ego

GuyRule #107.0: Swimming Pool Rules
"When you're at the swimming pool, you've gotta take that shirt off you know. Now, especially if there's women sittin around, when youre pulling that shirt off, you pull the gut in and taught, and the chest out. You want to display yourself the best way possible. Also, right after you get out of the water, or even better, as you're getting out, the one thing youve got to do is pull that bathing suit away from your crotch. Unless, of course, you have a huge penis, with an ego to match, then you'd definately want to display that." -D