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GuyRule #103.0: Being Mad at the Pizza Guy
"Every household has the How-Are-You-Gonna- Act-To-The-Pizza -Guy-When- He-Gets-Here kind of discussion. Okay, if the guys running later than your mental clock, even if he probably busted his ass to get to you, you're gonna shaft this guy. On the other hand, every Guy's got this, Hey Were Gonna be really cool to the pizza guy when he gets here because we feel sorry for his ass knocking down
doors for twenty bucks an hour." -G

"But no matter how worked up you get, the guy gets to your house, you open the door, and he says, thirty bucks please. And you say, 'No problem. Thanks.' Then after hes gone, you kick yourself in the ass for not complaining." -D