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GuyRule #95.0: Arm-rest Control in the Movie Theater
"Okay, when you're sittin' down in the movie theater, it's imperitive that you go ahead and establish the arm-rest control right away, especially if you're sitting next to another guy. You're a real wuss if you just take the edge and give him the better three-quarters of the arm rest. Okay, what you've gotta do is you've gotta spin the elbow off. The guy who goes in there and gets the back with his elbow is the winner; the other guy's gotta then move his elbow all the way to the front, kinda, you know, 'Look-I-Lost-The-Fight' kinda front of the arm rest. It's a Guy Rule." -G