GuyRule #81.0: Keeping Your Cool When You're Late
"Even when you're really late for the airport, you've always gotta stay cool. You know, 'Don't worry, we have plenty of time. Don't worry about it. We're gonna make it.' Even if you know deep down it means that you're gonna be runnin'
over luggage, sprinting to your gate and you're freakin' out." -D
"The Guy Rule is you can't let people know that it's really because of you that you're late. Even though you know that it's because of you, you have to keep that top secret. 'Plenty of time, don't worry.' And you're shittin' nails on the way there yourself. Ninety-nine per cent of the time, you're the one that's guilty for everyone else being late." -G