GuyRule #66.0: Golf Rules
"When you get up to the tee, you know you're a total dork when you go up there to golf and you whiff the ball. No matter how good you think you are, that's a complete Guy Rule breakup. Also, divots.
But you've gotta let everyone else know, if you've never played with them before, let everyone know how good you are by taking those practice strokes to try and psyche out the next players." -G