Category: Wife

GuyRule #40.0: Classical Sneakin' Out
"There's the classical sneakin'-out-behind-your -wife-because -you're-doin'-something-you -shouldn't-be rule. The rule is that you've gotta go out there and pretend like hell that you don't think your wife knows what you're doin'. Your wife is supposed to just let on slightly that she's pissed off about it, but you've gotta keep goin' outside, even though you know that your wife knows the game you're puttin' on, knows exactly what you're doin'." –G