Category: Ego

GuyRule #11.0: Crushing of the Can
"If you've got a buddy over, and you're going to be working out in the yard, it is completely inappropriate to get glass bottles. See, by getting glass bottles, you take away from any possibility of a display of testosterone through crushing of the can. Also possibly the throwing of the can, pulling the tops off the can, and plus you take away from the satisfaction gained by the sound of opening the can, which lets the other guy know that you're doing something you really like; you pull the thing back, and pswhoosh....ahhhhh! You take away completely of that when you take away the can. Therefore, work out in the yard must be done with aluminum cans." -G