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We feel there are far too many sports analogies to describe our everyday life, as well as Millionaires selling soft drinks, so we have decided to forgo any hero worship here and concentrate on "Joe Lunch Pail." You will not find a single athlete who wears the title of hero quoted anywhere. This is a place for the real athlete, from the hacker to the professional TV referee, whose only prerequisite is to be a Guy. We have no intention of waiting until the fourth quarter to make our full court press. No way, we are here to point out the joys of sports through vicarious viewing or amateur replication. This is as it should be within the true nature of things.

Category: Sports

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